Mr. Inventor

A couple of weeks ago, I grabbed a drink out of the fridge that I assumed to be juice poured into a water bottle. I quickly found out that it was ice-cold soap water. It took me back to my childhood days of talking back to my mom. It was a mystery where it came from until yesterday. I found a water bottle on the counter with a handmade label taped to it, “AJ’s germ stuff.” After interrogation, I learned that he makes it up using liquid soap and water. He "needs" it to wash his hands effectively. I tried to convince him that the soap dispenser had already been invented.