Sunday mornings are a little scary at our house. Al leaves at 6:15 am and the rest of us have to be out the door by 8:10 to get to church on time. Experience has taught me to get everyone dressed first and then eat breakfast. The traditional Sunday morning breakfast has been a banana and a poptart, the easiest things that either blend or brushes off. Trying to add to actually nutrition, I woke up an hour early on Sunday to make Applesauce Oatmeal Pureed Carrot Muffins in lieu of a poptart. I found myself in a predicament, how to get pureed carrots without waking everyone up. I headed into the most remote spot in the house with electricity, my bathroom. While pureeing I tried to thing of every possible reason that I wasn't just like Kramer...
The APOLOGY- Seinfeld Season 9 Episode 9
ELAINE: (eating dinner with Kramer, Elaine, and Puddy) Mmm. This food is fantastic,
PEGGY: And what a pretty radish rose, huh?
KRAMER: Well, thank you.
ELAINE: Here's to Peggy, on her first week of being germ-free, free.(all four make toast)
KRAMER: Yeah. And here's to David Puddy for helping me install a much needed and much appreciated garbage disposal in my bathtub.(all four make another toast)
PEGGY: You have a garbage disposal in your bathtub?
KRAMER: Oh, yeah, and I use it all the time. Yeah, I made this whole meal in there.
ELAINE: This food was in the shower with you?
KRAMER: Mm-hmm. I prepared it as I bathed.(Peggy, Elaine, and Puddy all gag and wretch)
PUDDY: Oh, germs. Germs. Germs!
....preparing food in the bathroom: it is a big bathroom, I am just using the electricity, I do have pjs on, this countertop is more of an island that a bathroom sink, etc. Luckily the muffins were a hit. Apparently, they had enough sugar in them to disguise everything else. I made sure that Al had tried them before I told them where I had made them.
2 comments:
That is too funny! I love that you remembered that episode!
Now if you were showering while you pureed the carrots we might have to worry about you. If Al is installing a garbage disposal in your shower next week... we might have to call for an intervention.
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